Matthew McConaughey’s saved Levi’s placenta to plant in fruit orchard

Whoever thought anything as gooey and gelatinous as a placenta would become so hip in Hollywood? I’m telling you, it is the foetomaternal organ of choice for celebrities these days. A few years ago there was that whole “I swear I was joking incident” when Tom Cruise said he was going to eat Suri’s placenta. Which we all know was not a joke. Although I still think it was rude of Tom not to offer it to Suri. It was her placenta after all.

Now Matthew McConaughey has jumped on the celebrity placenta bandwagon. Actually since there’s only two celebs involved, I think it’s more like a tandem bike at this point. So Matthew has taken up the seat right behind Tom Cruise and decided to go indigenous on son Levi’s placenta. He’s going to bury it underneath a fruit tree.